Great question! Let’s delve into that — seriously. Based on my research, I’ve put together the following comparison.
Jillian 🆚 ChatGPT
• Jillian has 18 years of experience writing and art directing brand campaigns 🔥 while ChatGPT has 3 👶🏻. The average age of being potty trained is 3.5, just saying.
• ChatGPT has never experienced human pain. Jillian has stubbed her toe on one of those metal framed coffee tables.
• ChatGPT only works with internet 🌐. Jillian knows how to use a pencil.
• When ChatGPT doesn’t know the answer it makes something up. Jillian is not a sociopath.
• To function properly, ChatGPT requires 1,360,000 glasses of water per day. Even when fully locked in, Jillian only needs 6-8. 🌎
• Jillian will not finish every interaction with a series of prompts to encourage more engagement, guaranteed™
• ChatGPT is incapable of love. Jillian will occasionally bring in a large sharable pastry from Wisconsin called a Kringle.
• Jillian has the same number of fingers on each hand at all times (God willing). ✋